Good morning, fam!

Like everyone else online, I’m ready to rant and rave about the season finale of The White Lotus, but alas…no one I know has finished it yet.

While I find some internet randos ready to share theories for season three, check out this week’s recs.

Go get that Nickelodeon Gak, pour yourself a glass of Hi-C, and let’s get into it!

Here’s what I have for you this morning:

You’ve probably seen her in the infamous “Blurred Lines” music video or Gone Girl, but after reading Emily Ratajkowski’s memoir My Body, you finally get to hear her perspective on her own body and the industry that benefits from it.
Will someone else please finish the second season of The White Lotus?!? I need someone else to vent to! Please spare Abby from any more of my tomfoolery - she already sat through my recap of the entire season after sharing she wasn’t going to watch it.
After watching Gremlins, we wanted to check out another old “holiday” movie. We settled on Edward Scissorhands which is way different than I remember as a kid.
In case you missed it, they just dropped the first trailer for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. If you haven’t watched the first one, it will completely change your opinion on animated movies.
Want to know how many hours of meetings you sat through in 2022? Find out using Workweek Unwrapped.
Here’s some of the best comedy of 2022.
Did you hear?! Tomagotchis are back just in time for the holidays!
For our friend’s cookie swap this morning, I went with my favorite kind of baking: no-bake cookies. Hey, it’s all about working smarter, not harder.
Speaking of the cookie swap, I picked up a six pack of Excel Grapefruit Radler to make beermosas after sampling it. Not as sweet as others which makes it A-OK in my book.
Did I mention there are still tickets left for my a cappella group’s holiday show?

You made it to the end! As a bonus, I’ll leave you with this.

Cheers,
Billy

Saturday Morning Cartoons #28